If I were a month, I'd be: December
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday! (Man morning cartoons ROCK!.. sometimes.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: nighttime because I'm a night person.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Jupiter, so big, noboy can't help but LOVE it.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Dolphin. Echolocation is the shit too.
If I were a direction, I'd be: North. Everything seems to get better as you go north. Well unless you were in Kenya with the lions and went North to Ethiopia.. with the Ethiopians..
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A mirror. I jut thought about i.. and all the furniture have disgusting jobs but a mirror.. well unless you're in a bathroom.. then you ave to hear and smel dookie!.. eww..
If I were a sin, I'd be: Envy. Alot of people have stuff i want, alot.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Antila the Hun. Everyone was afraid of that mofo.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Chocolate milk, one of the most essential ingredients for life.
If I were a tree, I'd be: That lone tree in the middle of he field which is so huge and looks great every season. Or the fucking tree on Pocahontas!! that fucker can talk!
If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: The most comfortable winter coat you ever had.
If I were a bird, I'd be: totally shitting on your car and not even caring. Hey, it was my place to shit before you parked your car there.
If I were a tool, I'd be: Maynard! Hah hah.. woo that was lame. Erm.. i'd be a screwdriver, classic all around tool.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Venus Fly trap! 'FEED ME!'
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: snowed over
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Behemoth. Largest land mammal.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A Tuba! Duh!
If I were an animal, I'd be: a cat
If I were a color, I'd be: Pea green, everyone would just leave me alone.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: regret
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: broccoli
If I were a sound, I'd be: That sound you hear when everything is COMPLETELY silent I think it's the sound of your brain.
If I were an element, I'd be: Erm.. Methane.. eww
If I were a car, I'd be: A stationwagon.. Why the hell not?
If I were a song, I'd be: "I am so beautiful, in every single waaaayy, Words can't bring me doooooown!" or "I can see clearly now the rain is goone. I can see all the obstacles in my way." But more acuratly, red hot Chili Peppers 'Under the bridge'
If I were a movie, I'd be: So many good movis.. Ahhhhhhhh The Wedding Singer.
If I were a book, I'd be: The vampire Chronicles, without all the homosexuality.
If I were a food, I'd be: Chicken patty (from school lunch) DRENCHED in Catsup!
If I were a place, I'd be: grassy cliff over looking a metropolis or city, Like Cincinnati.
If I were a material, I'd be: Suede leather.
If I were a taste, I'd be: chocolate
If I were a scent, I'd be: lavender, i looove that shampoo.
If I were an object, I'd be: A telescope.
If I were a body part, I'd be: Ears.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: A smile
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: philosophy
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Sphere
If I were a number, I'd be: 12