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Well Harold he's a friendly guy [Aug. 15th, 2004|01:01 am]
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Because my last entry was obviously far too moronic and jumbled and broken-thought filled; I thought I would really make you all happy with a quiz! I didn't even waste a lot of time looking for a cool one. I read [info]hell_belle's and decided to steal it. Uhhh... SEND MORE MONEY!

If I were a month, I'd be: June
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Wednesday. Better known as hump day.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: nighttime because I'm a night person. You're not a fucking night owl, you're a night person, douchebag.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Pluto. Or wait, is that a planet anymore?
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A fhqwhgad.
If I were a direction, I'd be: Central? Fuck I lose again.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: I would obviously be one of those decorative coat hangers that look like something cool. It always sucks when you have to put your coats on them and forget how cool they decoratively are.
If I were a sin, I'd be: lust? contempt?
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Hendrix. He counts, I think. If he doesn't, I'll go with Judas. But he's biblical more than historical. Fuck me.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Dr. Pepper
If I were a tree, I'd be: even sadder when fall comes.
If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: one of those snap on bracelets.
If I were a bird, I'd be: totally shitting on your car and not even caring. Hey, it was my place to shit before you parked your car there.
If I were a tool, I'd be: a scale
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a dandilion, fuck you if you think it's a weed.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: snowed over
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a Kerrek
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a stand up bass
If I were an animal, I'd be: a turtle... I was always told
If I were a color, I'd be: blue
If I were an emotion, I'd be: regret
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: broccoli
If I were a sound, I'd be: the sound you hear in your head when you yawn. It's kind of near your brain in the back of your head and sounds kind of like wind/water/white noise. I've been told it is a sound made from your jaw moving, but only by one person so this still stands to be confirmed.
If I were an element, I'd be: Rubidium
If I were a car, I'd be: 1992 mazda MX-6
If I were a song, I'd be: Neely O'hara - Bright Eyes
If I were a movie, I'd be: Pi
If I were a book, I'd be: too many words, not enough plot
If I were a food, I'd be: double stuffed oreo
If I were a place, I'd be: under the bridge
If I were a material, I'd be: silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: chocolate
If I were a scent, I'd be: Vanilla something or other
If I were an object, I'd be: an abstract piece of art representing reason and futility
If I were a body part, I'd be: a right kneecap
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: "what the fuck were you thinking"
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: philosophy
If I were a shape, I'd be a: dodecahedron
If I were a number, I'd be: 13
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[User Picture]From: [info]hell_belle
2004-08-15 12:40 am (UTC)

oh, the incongruous juxtaposition...

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>> one of those decorative coat hangers that look like something cool. It always sucks when you have to put your coats on them and forget how cool they decoratively are. <<

Brilliant!
[User Picture]From: [info]imreallyhappy
2004-08-15 08:24 am (UTC)

You are VERY badass Kyle...

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I love when you give me things to do online!
And if you were Dr. Pepper could I drink you?

:)Brynifer

hehehe
[User Picture]From: [info]dead_kyle
2004-10-19 06:42 am (UTC)

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If I were a month, I'd be: December
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday! (Man morning cartoons ROCK!.. sometimes.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: nighttime because I'm a night person.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Jupiter, so big, noboy can't help but LOVE it.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Dolphin. Echolocation is the shit too.
If I were a direction, I'd be: North. Everything seems to get better as you go north. Well unless you were in Kenya with the lions and went North to Ethiopia.. with the Ethiopians..
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A mirror. I jut thought about i.. and all the furniture have disgusting jobs but a mirror.. well unless you're in a bathroom.. then you ave to hear and smel dookie!.. eww..
If I were a sin, I'd be: Envy. Alot of people have stuff i want, alot.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Antila the Hun. Everyone was afraid of that mofo.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Chocolate milk, one of the most essential ingredients for life.
If I were a tree, I'd be: That lone tree in the middle of he field which is so huge and looks great every season. Or the fucking tree on Pocahontas!! that fucker can talk!
If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: The most comfortable winter coat you ever had.
If I were a bird, I'd be: totally shitting on your car and not even caring. Hey, it was my place to shit before you parked your car there.
If I were a tool, I'd be: Maynard! Hah hah.. woo that was lame. Erm.. i'd be a screwdriver, classic all around tool.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Venus Fly trap! 'FEED ME!'
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: snowed over
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Behemoth. Largest land mammal.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A Tuba! Duh!
If I were an animal, I'd be: a cat
If I were a color, I'd be: Pea green, everyone would just leave me alone.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: regret
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: broccoli
If I were a sound, I'd be: That sound you hear when everything is COMPLETELY silent I think it's the sound of your brain.
If I were an element, I'd be: Erm.. Methane.. eww
If I were a car, I'd be: A stationwagon.. Why the hell not?
If I were a song, I'd be: "I am so beautiful, in every single waaaayy, Words can't bring me doooooown!" or "I can see clearly now the rain is goone. I can see all the obstacles in my way." But more acuratly, red hot Chili Peppers 'Under the bridge'
If I were a movie, I'd be: So many good movis.. Ahhhhhhhh The Wedding Singer.
If I were a book, I'd be: The vampire Chronicles, without all the homosexuality.
If I were a food, I'd be: Chicken patty (from school lunch) DRENCHED in Catsup!
If I were a place, I'd be: grassy cliff over looking a metropolis or city, Like Cincinnati.
If I were a material, I'd be: Suede leather.
If I were a taste, I'd be: chocolate
If I were a scent, I'd be: lavender, i looove that shampoo.
If I were an object, I'd be: A telescope.
If I were a body part, I'd be: Ears.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: A smile
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: philosophy
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Sphere
If I were a number, I'd be: 12
[User Picture]From: [info]troislibres
2006-01-15 02:59 pm (UTC)

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It's same_old_song_ from LJ, and I stole this survey, hope ya don't mind.