| I don't want to be alone when I tell this story |
May. 4th, 2006|12:53 am |
Two things.
Dear Tool fanboys:
Shut up.
Your pal,
Kyle
Example:
"OMG IF YOU PLAY LATERALUS IN A CERTAIN ORDER YOU'LL TRIP!"
... trip on your own two feet into a ditch where I will harvest your organs for needy hookers who serve more of a purpose than you did.
Second thing.
It calls to me.
A voice that sounds like... melted butter on hot, fresh pancakes, a side of strawberries with whipped cream, orange juice, milk, and a warm gun.
The best way to go. |
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