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[Aug. 15th, 2004|01:01 am] |
Because my last entry was obviously far too moronic and jumbled and broken-thought filled; I thought I would really make you all happy with a quiz! I didn't even waste a lot of time looking for a cool one. I read ![[info]](http://piktures.deadjournal.com/userinfo.gif) hell_belle's and decided to steal it. Uhhh... SEND MORE MONEY!
If I were a month, I'd be: June
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Wednesday. Better known as hump day.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: nighttime because I'm a night person. You're not a fucking night owl, you're a night person, douchebag.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Pluto. Or wait, is that a planet anymore?
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: A fhqwhgad.
If I were a direction, I'd be: Central? Fuck I lose again.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: I would obviously be one of those decorative coat hangers that look like something cool. It always sucks when you have to put your coats on them and forget how cool they decoratively are.
If I were a sin, I'd be: lust? contempt?
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Hendrix. He counts, I think. If he doesn't, I'll go with Judas. But he's biblical more than historical. Fuck me.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Dr. Pepper
If I were a tree, I'd be: even sadder when fall comes.
If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: one of those snap on bracelets.
If I were a bird, I'd be: totally shitting on your car and not even caring. Hey, it was my place to shit before you parked your car there.
If I were a tool, I'd be: a scale
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a dandilion, fuck you if you think it's a weed.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: snowed over
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a Kerrek
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a stand up bass
If I were an animal, I'd be: a turtle... I was always told
If I were a color, I'd be: blue
If I were an emotion, I'd be: regret
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: broccoli
If I were a sound, I'd be: the sound you hear in your head when you yawn. It's kind of near your brain in the back of your head and sounds kind of like wind/water/white noise. I've been told it is a sound made from your jaw moving, but only by one person so this still stands to be confirmed.
If I were an element, I'd be: Rubidium
If I were a car, I'd be: 1992 mazda MX-6
If I were a song, I'd be: Neely O'hara - Bright Eyes
If I were a movie, I'd be: Pi
If I were a book, I'd be: too many words, not enough plot
If I were a food, I'd be: double stuffed oreo
If I were a place, I'd be: under the bridge
If I were a material, I'd be: silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: chocolate
If I were a scent, I'd be: Vanilla something or other
If I were an object, I'd be: an abstract piece of art representing reason and futility
If I were a body part, I'd be: a right kneecap
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: "what the fuck were you thinking"
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: philosophy
If I were a shape, I'd be a: dodecahedron
If I were a number, I'd be: 13 |
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